A Toddler's Creed

I read this today and thought it was cute. Parents of toddlers can relate!

If I want it, it's mine.
If I give it to you later and change my mind later, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If I played with it yesterday, it's mine.
If it is mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.
If we are building something together, all of the pieces are mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine!